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fayyfreehugs: iloveaidengrimshaw: 1. your eyes are the only part of your body you can’t wash is soap 2. you can’t count your hair 3. your tongue doesn’t reach every teeth in your mouth 4. only idiots do number 3 5. you’re gonna laugh because you can reach every teeth in your mouth 6. you’re gonna laugh because you feel like an idiot 7. you’re going to reblog to see how many people...
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One Fast Food Customer at a Time
lgbtlaughs: (I work at Burger King, and we have Transformer Toys right now, to promote the new movie.) Woman w/ young daughter: “Hi, I’d like a Kids Meal…” At this point she looks over at the Transformer sign and wrinkles her nose. “Don’t you have any GIRL toys?” Me: “Who says Transformers aren’t for girls? I like Transformers and I’m a girl.” Mother (looks at her daughter unsurely): “Do...
060. I can't blow my nose.
It’s not that I can’t do it, as much as I don’t know how to, I guess? It just never works, okay?