It’s okay Torchwick, I think you did a good job stealing all that dust. 


just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.


a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”


*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

whispers kerfuffle

Why would you go so far for the main character? You should 
experience youth too!